Yes, we have been informed that it is absolutely a huge shocking breach of etiquette for us, the couple, to directly say to you, the guest, any sentence that contains the word "gift" with the exception of thanking you for yours. That said, here's where we're registered. Pretend you asked our Parents.
You might be thinking, well, this is an unusual registry... Where are the blenders, silver, and crystal? Having both been living on our own as adults for quite a while now, we've got an impressive array of the usual household goods and even a home to put them in. We loved the idea of this kind of 'virtual' registry so that we could share with you what it is that we are saving for and you could have the option of being a part of making it happen for us if you are so inclined. We are hoping to go on a honeymoon and your gift will go a long way to making that happen..
Hopefully you already know that the most important thing is having you share in this exciting moment. Thank you for being part of our lives!